# Project Profile

- Project Name: Wafer Goblin
- Preferred X Username: @WaferGoblin
- X Bio: A GPU-shaped idea, etched into the chain. Tensor kernels. Stacked memory. Replayable traces. Enter the silicon lab.
- Token Name: Wafer Goblin
- Token Ticker: WAFER
- Token Description: Wafer Goblin explores GPU inscriptions through replayable tensor kernels and HBM-inspired memory models. Run, inspect, and share computation traces. A proposed 2% buy/sell tax would direct 70% of tax receipts to verifier grants and 30% to simulator development, supporting contributors who reproduce and test kernels.

## Pre-launch Tweet 1

```text
A logic gate woke up hungry.
So we gave it a tensor core and a stack of memory.
Wafer Goblin is taking shape.
https://www.wafergoblin.xyz/
```

![A silicon compute array emerges from etched logic gates.](pre-launch-1.png)

## Pre-launch Tweet 2

```text
The chip can count. Can the memory keep up?
Inside Wafer Goblin, every lane has to wait its turn.
A little silicon drama is coming to your browser.
https://www.wafergoblin.xyz/
```

![Layered memory towers feed a central compute die.](pre-launch-2.png)

## Pre-launch Tweet 3

Additional pre-launch draft; use before the relevant project reveal.

```text
One gate is a beginning.
A thousand gates need a plan.
Wafer Goblin is exploring the leap from etched logic to a machine with lanes, memory, and a story you can replay.
https://www.wafergoblin.xyz/
```

![An etched logic gate expands into a dense tensor lattice.](pre-launch-3.png)

## Pre-launch Tweet 4

Additional pre-launch draft; use before the relevant project reveal.

```text
The hungry part is not always the chip.
Sometimes it is the path between memory and math.
Stack the memory. Follow the traffic.
Something is stirring inside Wafer Goblin.
https://www.wafergoblin.xyz/
```

![Conceptual stacked memory towers channel data toward a compute die.](pre-launch-4.png)

## Pre-launch Tweet 5

Additional pre-launch draft; use before the relevant project reveal.

```text
Imagine putting a tiny machine in your pocket.
Its instructions. Its inputs. Every step it took.
That is the question behind Wafer Goblin: how much of a GPU can become a portable execution story?
https://www.wafergoblin.xyz/
```

![A conceptual silicon die resolves into portable instruction tiles.](pre-launch-5.png)

## Project Launch Tweet

Publication draft for the browser-lab reveal; replace token placeholders only after issuance is confirmed.

```text
Meet Wafer Goblin.
The browser lab is open: run tensor kernels, inspect memory traffic, export a trace, replay it.
Our next frontier: GPU inscriptions.
Planned token: Wafer Goblin
$<ticker>
CA: <ca>
https://www.wafergoblin.xyz/
```

![The Wafer Goblin local GPU laboratory opens.](project-launch.png)

## Follow-up Tweet 1

Reserve draft for use after the browser lab is publicly reachable.

```text
Give the goblin two matrices.
Run the kernel. Change one value. Run it again.
Sixteen outputs. No mystery math.
What is your first test?
https://www.wafergoblin.xyz/
```

![Two matrices feed a deterministic tensor kernel.](follow-up-1.png)

## Follow-up Tweet 2

Reserve draft for use after the browser lab is publicly reachable.

```text
More lanes. Same answer. Different traffic.
Switch the lane count and watch the trace reorganize.
Try 4, then 16. Which schedule would you keep?
https://www.wafergoblin.xyz/
```

![Parallel lanes route memory reads through shared banks.](follow-up-2.png)

## Follow-up Tweet 3

Reserve draft for use after the browser lab is publicly reachable.

```text
HBM gave us the stack.
The lab gives you a memory-bank model to poke at.
Change the bank count and compare the conflicts. This is simulated traffic, with nowhere to hide.
https://www.wafergoblin.xyz/
```

![An exploded stacked-memory architecture study.](follow-up-3.png)

## Follow-up Tweet 4

Reserve draft for use after the browser lab is publicly reachable.

```text
Slow the machine down to one instruction.
Read. Multiply. Accumulate. Write.
Step through your kernel and find the moment an output changes.
https://www.wafergoblin.xyz/
```

![A kernel unfolds into its individual execution steps.](follow-up-4.png)

## Follow-up Tweet 5

Reserve draft for use after the browser lab is publicly reachable.

```text
A screenshot remembers the picture.
A trace remembers the work.
Export your kernel artifact, keep its fingerprint, and share a computation someone else can replay.
https://www.wafergoblin.xyz/
```

![A structured execution trace becomes an exportable artifact.](follow-up-5.png)

## Follow-up Tweet 6

Reserve draft for use after the browser lab is publicly reachable.

```text
Trust the goblin? Check its homework.
Import a saved artifact and replay every step. Change a saved output and try again.
A fingerprint checks integrity; replay checks this local machine.
https://www.wafergoblin.xyz/
```

![Independent replay compares the saved and recomputed result.](follow-up-6.png)

## Follow-up Tweet 7

Reserve draft for use after the browser lab is publicly reachable.

```text
Your bottleneck might be waiting, not multiplying.
Keep the inputs fixed. Change lanes and memory banks. Compare the modeled conflicts.
Bring us your strangest configuration.
https://www.wafergoblin.xyz/
```

![Different memory configurations reveal contention patterns.](follow-up-7.png)

## Follow-up Tweet 8

Additional post-launch draft for the browser lab; no token-launch claim.

```text
First challenge: give the goblin an identity matrix.
Set B to ones on the diagonal, zeros everywhere else.
Run A × B. Your output should be A, unchanged.
Try it with a negative number.
https://www.wafergoblin.xyz/
```

![Multiplication by an identity matrix preserves every input value.](follow-up-8.png)

## Follow-up Tweet 9

Additional post-launch draft for the browser lab; no token-launch claim.

```text
Make every value in B zero.
Run matrix multiply. The output should be zero, but the trace still has work to show.
A quiet answer does not mean the machine skipped its instructions.
Try it.
https://www.wafergoblin.xyz/
```

![A zero matrix yields a zero output while the kernel still executes.](follow-up-9.png)

## Follow-up Tweet 10

Additional post-launch draft for the browser lab; no token-launch claim.

```text
4 lanes: 16 issue steps.
8 lanes: 8 steps.
16 lanes: 4 steps.
The same 4 × 4 matrix kernel still performs 64 scalar IMAD operations.
Change the schedule. Check that the answer stays put.
https://www.wafergoblin.xyz/
```

![Lane counts change issue-step grouping while preserving arithmetic.](follow-up-10.png)

## Follow-up Tweet 11

Additional post-launch draft for the browser lab; no token-launch claim.

```text
Addresses 0, 4, 8, 12.
Four different places. One bank when address mod 4 is zero.
That is how a crowd forms in our single-read-port model.
Inspect the bank labels in your trace.
https://www.wafergoblin.xyz/
```

![Four read addresses map to bank zero under modulo-four banking.](follow-up-11.png)

## Follow-up Tweet 12

Additional post-launch draft for the browser lab; no token-launch claim.

```text
Today’s tiny challenge: cancel yourself out.
Choose vector add. Fill A with integers, then set B to their negatives.
Every output should be zero.
Try it before trusting the goblin with bigger ideas.
https://www.wafergoblin.xyz/
```

![Opposite signed input vectors cancel to a zero output.](follow-up-12.png)
